Wednesday, June 29, 2016

ST REGIS KUALA LUMPUR OFFERS EXQUISITE AFTERNOON TEA FOR RM 140 PER PERSON IN DRAWING ROOM DOMINATED BY MONSTER FAT HORSE BY FAMOUS COLOMBIAN ARTIST FERNANDO BOTERO

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ST REGIS KUALA LUMPUR HAS BEEN THE TALK OF TOWN SINCE IT OPENED IN MAY AND THOUGH  ONLY 50 ROOMS ARE AVAILABLE AND READY FOR OCCUPANCY, THE MAIN RESTAURANTS AND FACILITIES LIKE POOL AND CRYSTAL BAR ARE UP AND RUNNING AND WAITING ANXIOUSLY TO WELCOME YOU!

Danny Qiu invited Dato Kee Hua Chee, Corinna Tan and Florence Cho to High Tea at the Drawing Room just next to main lobby last Sunday and we enjoyed a divine and leisurely 3 hours feeding our beautiful faces.

SINCE DANNY QIU PAID FOR TEA, HE DESERVES THE HONOUR OF APPEARING FIRST IN MY FABULOUS BLOG!
CORINNA TAN IS SEXIEST SO SHE COMES SECOND
FLORENCE CHO IS DANNY QIU'S GAL PAL
DATO KEE HUA CHEE LORDS OVER ALL
SERVICE AT ST REGIS KUALA LUMPUR IS IMPECCABLE AND STERLING 

CORINNA TAN WORE 1920S DRESS TO MATCH ST REGIS ART DECO DECOR
FLORENCE CHO DECIDES TO BLEND WITH THE FURNISHINGS AND SUCCEEDS ADMIRABLY
THIS DOES NOT IMPLY SHE IS AS FAT AND BLOATED AS BOTERO'S HORSE
FLORENCE CHO AND DANNY QIU WHO IS AN AESTHETICIAN
SO FIRM AND SOLID IS CORINNA TAN'S CHEST


THE CANAPES ARE DIVINE
ONLY 4 VARIETIES BUT GOOD ENOUGH!
THE SALMON IS WILD FISH FROM SCOTLAND, NOT FARMED, CHEAPER SALMON
YUMMY AND THAT GOES FOR THE CANAPE TOO




FREE FLOW OF TEA

SEONG IS STERLING EXAMPLE OF THE FABLED ST REGIS SERVICE. I ASKED FOR NEWSPAPER AND HE SAID WILL GET ONE AND RAN UP THE STAIRS TO THE BRASSERIE TO GET ONE! IT WAS QUITE A TREK AS I CLIMBED UP EARLIER. OF COURSE ST REGIS SHOULD PUT NEWSPAPERS AND GLOSSY MAGAZINES FOR GUESTS SHOULD THEY CHOOSE TO READ WHILE WAITING FOR LATE FRIENDS OR WITH BORING COMPANY! THERE IS NOT A SINGLE SHRED OF NEWSPAPER IN THE DRAWING ROOM!
CORINNA TAN, SEONG, FLORENCE CHO AND DANNY QIU. I HIGHLY APPLAUD SEONG FOR HIS NEVER-SAY-NO ATTITUDE! I WON'T BE SURPRISED IF HE IS POACHED SOON!
FLORENCE CHO

CORINNA TAN



DANNY QIU

SEE HOW BAD THE PHOTOGRAPHY?
TAKEN BY FLORENCE CHO AFTER I TOLD HER PRECISELY HOW TO TAKE AND FROM WHICH ANGLE
LOUSY
FINALLY!
WOMEN NEED TO BE SCOLDED FIRST!


CROC SKULL WITH DIAMOND SPECS
BTW THIS IS A CHARMING TOUCH---A STOOL IS PROVIDED FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR HIGHCLASS BAG, IN THIS CASE MY CROCODILE SKULL BAG SO IT DOES NOT SIT ON THE FLOOR THOUGH ST REGIS FLOORS ARE SUPER CLEAN YOU CAN EAT OFF THEM
A PURPLE CLOTH IS THEN PUT ON TOP SO JEALOUS EYES CANNOT SEE YOUR EXPENSIVE BAG 
BUT I WANT TO SHOW OFF MY CROCODILE SKULL BAG SO THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS HOW RICH I AM, THE SAME WAY WOMEN BUY HERMES BIRKIN BAGS TO SHOW OFF THEIR WEALTH AS EVERY TA-TAI KNOWS THE COST WHEREAS NO ONE KNOWS HOW MUCH I PAID FOR MY CROCODILE SKULL BAG! SO THE CLOTH IS HASTILY REMOVED
DATO KEE HUA CHEE WEARS KORY KOUTURE BESPOKE SUIT FROM BANGKOK WHILE DANNY QIU TAKES A NAP
MAYBE DANNY QIU IS AWAKE BUT HOW TO TELL
SO WE FORCED HIM TO REMOVE HIS SHADES AND SHOW HIS EYES
AGAIN DANNY QIU DOZES OFF
NOW HE YAWNS AS HE FINDS CORINNA AND FLORENCE BORING
MANY WANT TO SHOVE SOMETHING IN DANNY QIU'S MOUTH I AM TOLD
DATO KEE HUA CHEE IN HIS SIGNATURE KORY SUIT AND NAKED BODY 

ONLY 4 CHOICES BUT THE SALMON IS WILD SALMON FROM SCOTLAND, THE FOIE GRAS IS DELICIOUSLY EXPENSIVE AND THERE IS A LITTLE TRUFFLE ON EVERY SANDWICH! TRULY A WELL THOUGHT OUT REPAST OF QUALITY TREATS

ST REGIS IS ASSOCIATED WITH POLO HENCE THE POLO IMAGERIES IN LOBBY BUT THIS HORSE IS TOO BLOATED AND FAT FOR POLO




THROUGH THE HORSE'S ASS






LOOKS LIKE BOTERO'S HORSE HAS 3 BALLS BUT THE BIG ROUND THING IS THE TAIL!
DANNY QIU CONTEMPLATES THE MEANING OF LIFE UNDER HORSE'S ASS

SO EROTIC, DUNNO WHY I SHOULD THINK OF SEX WHEN VIEWING HORSE'S ASS
NOW THIS IS MORE REASON TO THINK OF ASS WHEN VIEWING HORSE UP FRONT


I BELIEVE ALL STALLIONS OF EQUINE AND HUMAN SPECIES WISH TO MOUNT AND RIDE CORINNA TAN
CORINNA TAN'S FACE FACES HORSE'S BIG BALLS


DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE THE HORSE'S LEG?
CORINNA TAN IS IMPRESSED BY THE HORSE'S MANHOOD OR SHOULD THAT BE HORSEHOOD? 
CORINNA TAN PLAYS WITH HER PEARLS WHEN SHE SHOULD BE PLAYING WITH SOMETHING ELSE
A BIT NEARER AND HIGHER
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! WHAT IS CORINNA TAN STARING AT IN GREAT ADMIRATION?
OF COURSE SOME THINGS ARE SO IRRESISTIBLE YOU MUST TOUCH THEM
TOO BIG TO FIT ANYONE AND ANY BODY PARTS
BUT NO HARM DONE IN TITILLATING IT
CORINNA TAN IS EASILY IMPRESSED
WOMEN ARE GOOD AT CARESSING THE RIGHT PARTS
WOMEN ON THEIR KNEES ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY WANT, FROM PORSCHE TO PENTHOUSE TO PONIES
A BIG HORSE AND A FILLY
2 FILLIES




3 FILLIES




THE HORSE'S GENITALS ARE SO BIG THE VIRGIN CORINNA TAN FAINTED FROM SHOCK
CORINNA TAN IS FLAT ON HER BACK...AGAIN
MORE POLO IN LOBBY
HORSING AROUND
HOW TO REACH THE TOP SHELVES  I DUNNO

THAT'S THE DRAWING ROOM FOR TEA
VIEW FROM THE TOP
NEXT TIME I GET CORINNA TAN TO CLIMB AND MOUNT AND SIT ON BACK OF HORSE
I HAVE ORDERED ST REGIS NEIGHBOUR TO FASTER FINISH THEIR PROJECT AS THE VIEW IS LESS THAN SALUBRIOUS NOW






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